CWMAMAN AGAIN./…..

HAPPY FRIDAY, DYDD GWENER HAPUS!

OI OI HELLO, GOOD MORNING, BORE DA (I KNOW ITS GONE 1, BUT DO I GIVE A flying fiddle, nope!)MY EYES AINT WORKING V WELL TODAY SO BEAR WITH…..

WELL I’M WELL HAPUS ME, OUR NANCE IS PROPER OUT OF HER (BOX) HEAD, SORRY BUT WOKE UP WITH A V NICE BOTTLE OF

PINOT NOIR NEXT TO ME AND….. BE RUDE NOT TO! GOOD TIMES!

SHE ESCAPED FROM THE BOX EARLY THIS WK, BUT, HAD A RELATIVELY QUIET ONE LAST WK END SO LOOK FUCKING LOOK OUT ABERDARE (I DON’T CARE)

MY LOVELY APPRENTICE/DRIVER CHARL IS IN WRK TILL 3, THEN FLAT OUT (WITHOUT OUR RATS OUT) MAY BE SOME SKY DOGGING UP THE SUNBEDS OCCURRING THOUGH.

HAD A GOOD CHAT WITH THE ONE WHO CAN’T MAKE HIS MIND UP LAST NIGHT, MUPPET BUT LOVE HIM ALL THE SAME, WELL LOVED EM ALL DIDN’T I HAHA!

OH BY THE WAY I AD 3 CUSTARD CREAMS AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE SO THAT ME FED FOR THE WK END, STEAK AND CHIPS IN A CAN ME THINKS VANILLA FLAVOUR OFCOURSE!

MY NEW LOVELY FRIEND, WITH HIS LOVELY HOUSE IS A LEDGE! NO SOAP BAR IN SIGHT!

GAVE HIM MY LUSH PAINTING ON EXTENDED LOAN, THATS SPECIAL TO ME SO HE MUST BE A LEGDGE COS WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ANY OLD RANDOM, ESPECIALLY A GINGER ONE!!!!! HAHA

AS THEY SAY IN LLANDOW ( WHEREVER THAT IS) CHOW FOR NOW

DON DO NOTHING I WOULDN’T DO, BE GOOD, IF YOU CANT BE GOOD, BE CAREFULL, IF YOU CANT BE CAREFULL, BUY A FUCKING PRAM!

BY THE WAY THE CWMAMAMN SUN IS WARMING MY BUM UP TREAT! 1ST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!

LOVE YOU LONG TIME, GOTTA GO NOW, WE KNOW HOW CLOSED IN I FEEL UP THIS NECK OF THE WOODS

REGARDS

NANCY RANDOM (THE FIRST) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

HAPPY NEW YEAR MUFFS

HAPPY FRIDAY 1ST JANUARY  2010

3.30PM

I’M PICKLED, STILL IN DRESS, BOOTS MAKE UP, JEWELLERY, THE LOT FROM LAST NIGHT. I BLAME THE DRESS, SUMMIN ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I WEAR IT….WAITING FOR A LIFT TO GO HOME AND GET SOME CWTCH DOWN CLOTHES AND MAY AS WELL JUST CARRY ON GETTING SMASHED. PROPER SEE 2010 IN TIDY LIKE. SORT LIFE OUT TMOZ(OR MAYBE MON,SAT TMOZ)

TIDYISH NIGHT LIKE, APART FROM A CERTAIN PERSON PLAYING ME UP, SO THAT WILL BE SORTED ASAP,TAKING THE PISS MUN. I THINK HE’S SCARED OF ME ANYWAY, FUNNY MIND YOU.

WELL CARDIFF WAS  A COOL CHANGE, THE DR AND MATE JOINED US. I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE SHIT TILL I FOUND THE UPSTAIRS ROOM, REMINDED ME OF THE OLD MONKEY. HAD A PROPER GOOD DANCE WITH A FEW TIDIES. 2 GIRLS TRYING TO HAVE A DANCE OFF LIKE, HA HA AS IF THEY KEPT STOPPING TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND TOP UP THEIR MAKE UP. DON BOTHER GIRLIES, OUR NANCE BEEN DANCIN ALL NIGHT 10 YRS, I AINT NO 4 0 CLOCK FLAKE OUT! IN FACT, APART FROM STAFF I WAS THE V LAST PERSON TO LEAVE COS I WAS LOOKING FOR MR MAN TO GIVE HIM A GOB FULL, FUCKING BABY PROB HIDING FROM ME HAHA!

ENDED UP SHARING A TAXI WITH SOME RANDOMS FROM ABERCYNON SO CHEAPER, THEY CAME BACK HERE. COULDN’T REALLY BE ARSED WITH THEM SO JUST SAT IN MY WINDOW/BED SEAT ON FB AND PUTTING WELL RANDOM SONGS ON SPOTIFY WHICH PROB FREAKED THE LIL WHIPPER SNAPPERS OUT. I HAVEN’T ACTUALLY MOVED SINCE BOUT 7AM DOING SAME THING AND MONGING OUT, FEW MORE DRINKS. FUCK IT, IT’S OVER THEN IN IT, TAKE THE TREE DOWN AND ALL THAT CRAP AND TRY SORT MY LIFE OUT, yea gonna be good 1 feel it in spider senses x

JUST LIKE DYLAN THOMAS EH?

I’m getting so much abuse tonight it’s un bloody real! All I’ve ever tried to do is my best in my life be honest, be nice, work hard and please people. I know I’ve made mistakes in my life and I’m I’m glad that I did them at a young age; as a specieal person in my life has always told me to follow my heart, regret nothing but learn by your mistakes. That’s how I’ve tried to live my life, esspecially this last year.

I moved back to Swaans and I loved it, I tried my best but I wanna come home to Aberdare (I don’t care), is that so bad? Think Dad wants to marry me off or something but why should I? All I want to do is be happy, try my best, help people and I’m confident I’ll do it. I know it’s taking me a while but at least I try, as my best friend Perky always says to me “Your the most determined person I know and it’ll be fine”. I can’t wait to see her, a bit of positivity will be nice, just getting the feeling that the company I’m in doesn’t have much faith in me. Watch this space fuckers, I’ll show you! So I fucked up when I was young but, life is a learning curve and you just gotta crack on. I’m lucky I look so young haha!

I do stay well pos, considering I’ve gone through a lot! I lost alot, I could’ve endend up a crack/smack head whore, but jail saved me. One day I’ll save others and help them.

Apologies again for sounding so neg but I just wish they’d have a bit more faith in me. My spider senses are out tonight, gonna do a lil spell now. Winter Solstice in it, naked round the wood burner haha!

It all happens for a reason…..

Love and light,

Nancy Random x

Cwtch Down Sunday

Hiya!

Righto, thought I’d update considering my butty Steve O has linked our Nance to his blog and Facebook and all that techno malarkee. I’m not anywhare near ready to have this linked to my FB account, I’m quite a Facebook junkie you see.  Also, I tend to get into all sorts of pickles when Nancy is outta the box(head) which could land me, and others in all sorts of trouble if such info was to find it’s way to certain people.

I’m now lying on my bed, in my immaculately tidy room, having a glass of red and eating trifle. Got a taste for the old trifle since I had it for breakfast down my mates house the other week after a rather memorable sesh, cheesecake just aint the same in those situations, bit hard work to swallow like. Not long got back from having dinner, was nice too. My phone is buzzing like fuck with texts flying in from the admirers, none of them I’m interested in though, such is life I suppose (don’t mean you by the way Steve , always nice to here from you!) I have one main smitty that I have my beady eye on at the mo,  really like him but just see how it pans out=. I gave up on old ‘don’t know what he wants boy’ the same day I wrote the last blog. I’ve heard his mrs found some dodgy texts or something….Anyway, replaced him with the current object of my affections the next day. Ah well, we know what I’m like, life moves at a fast pace in my world, well my love life does anyhow!

Oh, what a tangeled web we weave…….

Hello, good morning, bore da! Been up since well early, 7am actually, made my Dad some sarnies for work and everything. I’m good like that see. He made me feel slightely redundant last night because he did the dishes and that’s my job when I’m home. Also, he didn’t go to bed till stupid o’clock and was well pissed due to our Nance’s late night visiters bearing cheap, nasty wine. I’ll drink it like.

I still can’t work out if I’m happy or drunk, I’ve had breakfast too, may as well just play it by ear and see how the day pans out, it’s only 8.30 am now and I’m going to indulge in a day of pottering, oh, I do love pottering! Gotta go down Nanny’s at some point though.

Well, you’ll never guess who turned up last night. I have to keep this one as annonymous has pos as I don’t fancy a kicking off his Mrs. Saying that, she prob can’t read (sorry God that’s bad I know). Nothing happened anyway, except I snogged his face off and it was lush. I’m quite proud of myself actually, I think I gave him a good speech about how it’s wrong to go around breaking young girls hearts and I sent him off to have a chat with himself. I feel quite sorry for him really, poor boy doesn’t know what he wants or what to do for the best. He aint exactly the brightest button in the box mind you. Spun me an old chestnut, as they always do. There is never a right time for anything in my opinion, life doesn’t work that way.

Anyway, Happy Friday Eve. I’m off to potter.

X

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